Monday, June 25, 2007


If you ask one of those guys, do you think they answer "I work at Best Buy" or "I'm part of the Geek Squad"?

Thursday, June 21, 2007


I'm so bored.

And I really like the Drifters.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Toy Story 2 was okay!

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said God is Good.

If you believe in god, really believe in god, like, he's all that they say he is, then wouldn't that be kind of an understatement? God is Incredible, God is Amazing, God Will Fucking Blow Your Mind, Dude! These I'd buy. But God is Good? Isn't that kind of like a fat person saying "Eh, chocolate is okay..."?

I'd like to see a little more conviction here, people.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Reason #642 why I love KFOG

Hearing What A Wonderful World by Joey Ramone on my way in to work, taking my already excellent mood just one notch higher.

(of course, they followed it with John Mayer, which hurt a little bit)

It's sunny and hot and beautiful. I love California.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Just another one of those weird what-if questions that popped into my head.

Let's say you have to pee really bad. I'm talking three cups of coffee bad. And let's say that when you go into the bathroom you find a dead body on the floor in one of the stalls. Dead, like, murdered dead. Bloody dead. Not heart attack dead.

Of course you'd want to call the police right away.

But you still have to pee really bad.

And there's two stalls so it's not like you'd be contaminating evidence or anything. Would you go first and then call the police?

Or maybe you wouldn't have to go anymore after you saw the body, but you'd need to change your pants instead.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Mrs. Governor of California

I had a dream last night that Arnold Schwarzenegger asked me to marry him.
And I said yes.
And then he kissed me.
Ew, huh?

Monday, June 04, 2007


Little Women just made me cry.

A tiny bit.

**Edit: The book. Not the movie.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

I choose you, Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!

Does anyone else think that Pokemon is a little like cockfighting? I mean, they throw two creatures into a ring to fight each other. Sounds like cockfighting to me.

But I need the caffeine.

When you get to be a certain age, you know you shouldn't have coffee at 7pm. It just doesn't work like it used to, right?

So, if anyone wants to call me tonight, or early tomorrow morning, feel free.

I'll be up.

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