Saturday

Apparently, I'm Terra's bitch today.

Sad state of affairs

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a Californian.

Please tell these actors to quit turning our state goverment into a joke. Jesus.

verify me

Does anyone else get nervous when you do those word verifications? I feel like I'm taking an exam or something, I'm worried I'm going to screw up. And then what? Right? I mean, what are they going to do, take away my birthday? Still though, I get all "oh my god, is that an "i" or a "j"? what if I get it wrong? will they label me a spammer? this is too stressful! I can't handle it". So if I don't leave you comments it's because I just can't deal with the word verification. It's just something I'll need to work through.

Music

The night we did that pole dancing thing my sister made CDs of sex-like songs for us. I hadn't really listened to it so I put it on yesterday to check out what was on it. Not bad. So today I'm in the car with my little forgotten boy and he's listening to the music with me, dancing in his car seat. I had a heart attack and quickly changed the song when I realized he was rocking out to Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Oops. Near the end was Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake. I like it, he liked it, so we sang and danced. Then I turned it down and we had this conversation:

Me: Caden, you like this song?
Him: Yeah
Me: I do too, but if anyone asks, you have to say you do not like Justin Timberlake.
Him: Why?
Me: Because we're not allowed to like Justin Timberlake.
Him: Okay.

Baby's got a bad, bad memory

I know I have a bad memory. I have like four memories from childhood. Possibly four more from high school. I always forget people's names and sometimes forget if I've ever met them before. I can't remember what I talked about with someone, I constantly forget to eat, I have to write down every little appointment on my calendar. I'm supposed to change my contacts every two weeks; sometimes I go five days, sometimes I go five weeks, I really can't be trusted to remember anything. But today I forgot something that is absolutely ridiculous even by my standards.

I forgot my kid at school.

am I retarded...

or did YOU know that Abe Froeman is a real person?

sexist bastards

Why is it that when I tell someone I'm throwing a football with my son the first question I get is "do you throw like a girl?" I hate that guys automatically assume that girls can't throw a ball. Never mind that I think I pulled a muscle in my shoulder and it hurts like a son of a bitch right now, I can throw a fucking football.

lounger

You know how your tool bar at the bottom will shorten things when you have a lot of windows open? Right now in my music program it looks like I'm listening to "Front Porch Lou" instead of "Front Porch Lounger". I like it.

It's the little things that make me happy.

oh, Wentworth

I was really sad to have to throw this in the recycle bin. It was on my table for a long time and every time I'd see it I'd say "mmmmm". I just couldn't help myself. Now he's waiting to be recycled. I think he's out there right now. Damn. You'd think I would be a better stalker by now.

I hate baseball playoffs.

All I know is...

If you spend too much time thinking about the end of the world you won't have any time to enjoy it while it's still here.

and damn it, I keep forgetting I owe Terra a cake.
I'm such a bad friend.
I don't know if she deserves it though, since she lied about her birthday.

Her pants are so on fire.

Well, that's enough of that.

I had to stop listening to James Blunt.
I was afraid it was going to be bad for my circulation.
Like, make it stop or something.

G Love to the rescue. I hope you guys like this song better than you liked My Baby's Got Sauce. Picky bastards.

Sunday

So. I didn't make it through the whole concert. I left half way through Modest Mouse and missed the Killers completely. It was cold and we were tired, and as it turned out, nobody cared enough to stick it out. Interesting.

I'm listening to James Blunt and it's depressing me.
It's like my new Disintegration.

Saturday

I'm going to a concert today at Shoreline. It's called the Download Festival, I'm not really sure why. Maybe because the artists are downloaded a lot? I don't know. I'll be seeing The Killers, Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, and a bunch of others that I don't really know. My friend is excited to see H.I.M. so I gave them a shot yesterday. I was on the phone though so I didn't really get a good listen. I'm always on the phone. Good thing I've got free wireless to wireless. Ha.
Anyway, I put up an Arcade Fire song over there ----> in honor of the concert. Although I do have to admit that I have a Killers song stuck in my head so it probably would have made more sense for me to put that up instead. Oh well, since when have I ever made sense?

I hope you all have a great weekend. I'll be drunk soon.
Thank God.

Quickie

Don't you hate it when you're cruising along the freeway, going much too slow because of the person in front of you, and it takes you like ten miles to realize it's Saturday so you can drive in the carpool lane anyway?

Can this count as HNT?

I mean, uh, what if I say I'm not wearing pants?

I feel bad I keep flaking. I just don't have any interesting pictures. So you get one of my face, which I usually don't show. Booooring......

AFK

I'm going to be at a seminar all day Thursday.
Miss me terribly, won't you?

(Oh my, 10:10, 10/05/05, I'm in heaven)

Caden made me send him to school yesterday with a mohawk.

two things from TV that made me think of Terra T (hey, that rhymes)

Quote from Desperate Housewives:

He took me to Mexican. You know what happens when I drink tequila. A couple shooters and my bra unsnaps itself.

Then on Arrested Development, Gob slips himself a roofie.

Ok that last one hasn't actually happened yet, but I saw it on the preview for next week. Damn, I crack myself up.

TT is going to love me for this. Oh well, serves her right for giving unauthorized pictures (and information) to Ty.

Just keeping it real.

Damn Tivo

Remember when I said that I can't eat while watching Nip/Tuck? Well, apparently I can't eat and watch Bones either. Damn falling heads. Add CSI to the list plus a possible Supernatural and and that leaves like 3 shows I can actually eat while watching. And we all know how much I love to eat.