"Gyrating temps"

What does this mean to you?

1. Dress in layers
2. Call a staffing agency right away

Hey, what does it mean when everything pisses you off all day long? When the littlest things make you want to ram someone with your car? When the laid back, mellow, let-things-roll-off-her-back girl is suddenly a rage-filled, violent, murderous (on the inside, of course) bitch?

And the exaggeration and the dramatics. What's that all about?

Tell me.

Was anyone really surprised by the end of The Illusionist? Really?

Movie

Did you know that the devil is not in The Devil Wears Prada? Yeah, neither did I.

It's kind of a stupid movie, actually. Did you see Mean Girls? It's like that, only with older actors. And boy, do I mean older.


Although, when you can't see the wrinkles on her neck she doesn't look half bad, huh?

Makes me think of that song by Bette Midler.

Oh fuck. I just mentioned Bette Midler in a post. I think that's my cue.

I saw a midget at the bus stop.

You'd think there was more to this story, but there's not. I saw a midget waiting for the bus and I hope he's not there tomorrow. That's all.

I'm still alive, I'm just busy. And I've been having issues with my Tivo and I had to

.......

This is hard to say out loud.

I watched Heroes...

in real time. With commercials.

I know.

I'll be ok.

In time.

Word up.

I think I'm going to start using the word copulate more often.
It's a funny word, copulate.

I like it.

This is why I love KFOG.

You know it's going to be a good day when you hear Stand By Your Man sung by Lyle Lovett on the radio in the morning.

I recommend KFOG to all visitors to the bay area.

Name that substance.

I want to know why the arm of my chair is all sticky.

Jeremy?

Catch up.

I finished Derailed last night. That's pretty fucked up.

I started a post on Wednesday that said:

"I'm reading Derailed right now. It's pretty fucked up."

But then I thought, no, one of those assholes will give away the ending.

Jeremy.