Monday, October 31, 2005


Here's Terra on Saturday night.
I mean, minus the schoolgirl outfit.
Which she apparently lost by the end of the night anyway.
Word of the Day for Monday October 31, 2005

immolate \IM-uh-layt\, transitive verb:
1. To sacrifice; to offer in sacrifice; to kill as a
sacrificial victim.
2. To kill or destroy, often by fire.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Party tonight

House is decorated, costume (almost) finished, music cued, now I just have to get moving on the food.

Oh yeah.
Alcohol: Check.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

A nursery rhyme for Terra

Cindy Lou Who bought some roofies
but she said "these roofies are bitter.
if I put them in my batter
they will make my batter bitter"

But then Cindy Lou Who found out that carrot cake hides the taste of roofies quite well, as a matter of fact.

The end.

bad bad bad

I just killed a black widow spider INSIDE MY HOUSE!

It was inside my house! Walking along my mantel like it owned the place. Little fucker was no match for my fly swatter though, I'll tell you that much.

I feel like throwing up now though, I fucking hate spiders.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005


My son is no longer allowed to watch Family Guy.
He told his dad this morning:
I'm going to bang your girlfriend.

That's so my fault.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Yo, gimme something to dance to.

Do you guys feel like emailing me some party songs? Something happy, something dancy, something that might make me wiggle?

Pretty please.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

I have nothing to say today

So, I'll just change the song and leave it at that.

I'm going to have pizza for dinner.
Well, possibly calzone.


Saturday, October 22, 2005

A show of hands, please

Since I got such a response on the hangover eating binge post, I was wondering if you'd answer a question for me. I'm wondering how common this one is.
How many of you have achey knees the day after drinking?

Thursday, October 20, 2005

and she'd probably like it.

Having just stopped by Ty's blog, I feel the need to issue a warning.

I'm going to slip roofies in your drink and take so many pictures that Ty will never be wanting for jpgs again.
Love, Cindy

Best answer wins...well, nothing.

What do you think this snake was doing in the parking lot of the Hilton in Oakland?

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I wonder, should I get up and fix myself a drink?

I was in another seminar all day today. No Jake, not a self-help seminar, you disgusting sour cream eater. Mortgage Lending Compliance. This seminar made me want to stab myself in the eye and curl up under the table to die quietly.

I'm pretty bored with my music lately. Which is odd because I have a ton of new stuff. I guess it's because I have all the new stuff on my computer but I can't listen to it in my car. Apparently I need an iPod. Whatever. You think you're so cool, all hoity-toity with your iPods. It drove me to listen to the radio this morning, and the most amazing thing happened. I heard two songs that I love. Angel of Harlem, my favorite U2 song, and Don't Let's Start by They Might Be Giants. Dude, the 80's at 8 rules.

I'm tired now. I'm going to watch Nip/Tuck. I have to stay one episode ahead of Suburbite at all times. It's required.

Besides, Cat's ignoring me on MSN so life isn't even worth living.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005


Well, I did it. I screwed up the word verification. On YoJ's blog.
I'm in prison now. And let me tell you, as far as being someone's bitch goes, I'm really appreciating Terra right about now.

Ok, not really, they just gave me a new word, but still.

it's almost Halloween

I keep hearing references to chupacabras on TV, so I know Halloween is right around the corner. The funniest by far was the Scooby Doo episode about the chupacabra and just now I heard them talk about it on Invader Zim. Yeah, so I watch a lot of cartoons, so what. Invader Zim rocks. I Google image searched for a picture, this was the best one I found. Of course, if Ty was a little faster on the shutter release I'd have a picture of a real one, but I guess we can't have everything. I'm kind of jealous that Ty saw a real chupacabra though. The one I have hanging on my front door right now just doesn't cut it.

Monday, October 17, 2005

life altering TV

I watched that new show Freddie last night. I'm not even going to ask if anyone saw it, I'm guessing no. Whatever, it was on Tivo and I didn't feel like watching an hour long program so I went with the brainless crap. Don't act all high and mighty, we all do it. Besides, he's hot. Anyway, I was watching this show, and I'll admit I laughed a few times, but my point is that I had a revelation. I know, who would imagine that a show starring Freddie Prinze, Jr and Brian Austin Green would cause me to have a revelation? Side note: Do they really have to have such long names? Does the Austin set him apart from the crowd? Anyway, FPJ is going out with this girl who always wants to stay home and hang out with the family and rent movies. She doesn't like to go out to clubs because they're too crowded and there's no place to sit. Hmmm....sounding familiar....
Then he takes her out to a restaurant (ok his restaurant) and she refuses to try the appetizer because she "doesn't eat that fancy food". Ok, that is so me. He ends up not wanting to date her because he can't stand that she's not adventurous and won't try new things. Won't try new food.
I decided that I don't want to be this girl. So I'm going to try to change my attitude towards life. I already started this with my solo trip to Canada in July, so I've got a head start. I also made a deal with Caden a couple weeks ago that I'd try an olive if he tried a tomato, so I have that on my side. I still hate olives though, but at least I tried it, right? I can't say I'm going to get all crazy and try weird stuff like alligator or tofu but I'm not going to do what I usually do, which is decide on sight that I hate a certain kind of food. I will try (key word is try) to broaden my mind. Thank you, Freddie Prinze, Jr. You have changed my life.
Esheat Happens.

Sunday, October 16, 2005


I just ate so many french fries that I'm seriously thinking of becoming buelimic. What is it about drinking all day that makes me so hungry the next day? I swear, I just can't get enough food and diet coke today. I think I should just go to bed. End this day already.

Saturday, October 15, 2005


Apparently, I'm Terra's bitch today.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Sad state of affairs

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a Californian.

Please tell these actors to quit turning our state goverment into a joke. Jesus.

verify me

Does anyone else get nervous when you do those word verifications? I feel like I'm taking an exam or something, I'm worried I'm going to screw up. And then what? Right? I mean, what are they going to do, take away my birthday? Still though, I get all "oh my god, is that an "i" or a "j"? what if I get it wrong? will they label me a spammer? this is too stressful! I can't handle it". So if I don't leave you comments it's because I just can't deal with the word verification. It's just something I'll need to work through.

Thursday, October 13, 2005


The night we did that pole dancing thing my sister made CDs of sex-like songs for us. I hadn't really listened to it so I put it on yesterday to check out what was on it. Not bad. So today I'm in the car with my little forgotten boy and he's listening to the music with me, dancing in his car seat. I had a heart attack and quickly changed the song when I realized he was rocking out to Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Oops. Near the end was Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake. I like it, he liked it, so we sang and danced. Then I turned it down and we had this conversation:

Me: Caden, you like this song?
Him: Yeah
Me: I do too, but if anyone asks, you have to say you do not like Justin Timberlake.
Him: Why?
Me: Because we're not allowed to like Justin Timberlake.
Him: Okay.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Baby's got a bad, bad memory

I know I have a bad memory. I have like four memories from childhood. Possibly four more from high school. I always forget people's names and sometimes forget if I've ever met them before. I can't remember what I talked about with someone, I constantly forget to eat, I have to write down every little appointment on my calendar. I'm supposed to change my contacts every two weeks; sometimes I go five days, sometimes I go five weeks, I really can't be trusted to remember anything. But today I forgot something that is absolutely ridiculous even by my standards.

I forgot my kid at school.

am I retarded...

or did YOU know that Abe Froeman is a real person?

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

sexist bastards

Why is it that when I tell someone I'm throwing a football with my son the first question I get is "do you throw like a girl?" I hate that guys automatically assume that girls can't throw a ball. Never mind that I think I pulled a muscle in my shoulder and it hurts like a son of a bitch right now, I can throw a fucking football.


You know how your tool bar at the bottom will shorten things when you have a lot of windows open? Right now in my music program it looks like I'm listening to "Front Porch Lou" instead of "Front Porch Lounger". I like it.

It's the little things that make me happy.

oh, Wentworth

I was really sad to have to throw this in the recycle bin. It was on my table for a long time and every time I'd see it I'd say "mmmmm". I just couldn't help myself. Now he's waiting to be recycled. I think he's out there right now. Damn. You'd think I would be a better stalker by now.

I hate baseball playoffs.

Monday, October 10, 2005

All I know is...

If you spend too much time thinking about the end of the world you won't have any time to enjoy it while it's still here.

and damn it, I keep forgetting I owe Terra a cake.
I'm such a bad friend.
I don't know if she deserves it though, since she lied about her birthday.

Her pants are so on fire.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Well, that's enough of that.

I had to stop listening to James Blunt.
I was afraid it was going to be bad for my circulation.
Like, make it stop or something.

G Love to the rescue. I hope you guys like this song better than you liked My Baby's Got Sauce. Picky bastards.


So. I didn't make it through the whole concert. I left half way through Modest Mouse and missed the Killers completely. It was cold and we were tired, and as it turned out, nobody cared enough to stick it out. Interesting.

I'm listening to James Blunt and it's depressing me.
It's like my new Disintegration.

Saturday, October 08, 2005


I'm going to a concert today at Shoreline. It's called the Download Festival, I'm not really sure why. Maybe because the artists are downloaded a lot? I don't know. I'll be seeing The Killers, Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, and a bunch of others that I don't really know. My friend is excited to see H.I.M. so I gave them a shot yesterday. I was on the phone though so I didn't really get a good listen. I'm always on the phone. Good thing I've got free wireless to wireless. Ha.
Anyway, I put up an Arcade Fire song over there ----> in honor of the concert. Although I do have to admit that I have a Killers song stuck in my head so it probably would have made more sense for me to put that up instead. Oh well, since when have I ever made sense?

I hope you all have a great weekend. I'll be drunk soon.
Thank God.

Friday, October 07, 2005


Don't you hate it when you're cruising along the freeway, going much too slow because of the person in front of you, and it takes you like ten miles to realize it's Saturday so you can drive in the carpool lane anyway?

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Can this count as HNT?

I mean, uh, what if I say I'm not wearing pants?

I feel bad I keep flaking. I just don't have any interesting pictures. So you get one of my face, which I usually don't show. Booooring......

Wednesday, October 05, 2005


I'm going to be at a seminar all day Thursday.
Miss me terribly, won't you?

(Oh my, 10:10, 10/05/05, I'm in heaven)

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Caden made me send him to school yesterday with a mohawk.

Monday, October 03, 2005

two things from TV that made me think of Terra T (hey, that rhymes)

Quote from Desperate Housewives:

He took me to Mexican. You know what happens when I drink tequila. A couple shooters and my bra unsnaps itself.

Then on Arrested Development, Gob slips himself a roofie.

Ok that last one hasn't actually happened yet, but I saw it on the preview for next week. Damn, I crack myself up.

TT is going to love me for this. Oh well, serves her right for giving unauthorized pictures (and information) to Ty.

Just keeping it real.

Damn Tivo

Remember when I said that I can't eat while watching Nip/Tuck? Well, apparently I can't eat and watch Bones either. Damn falling heads. Add CSI to the list plus a possible Supernatural and and that leaves like 3 shows I can actually eat while watching. And we all know how much I love to eat.

Sunday, October 02, 2005


Yeah, that's right, I drank all the coffee.
You snooze, you lose, pal.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Try explaining irony to a four year old.

So, my kid gets up and climbs onto the lapdance chair with me. He says I'm a good mommy today, just so you know. Probably because he's only been up for 30 minutes and I haven't had to yell at him for anything yet. Anyway, we turn on the TV and it's on Nickelodeon. There's this little dancing robot on there and it says today is the Worldwide Day of Play. What I'm getting from this is Nickelodeon won't play any cartoons today so that kids will go outside and play instead of watch TV. Which sounds great to me, I'm all for kicking your kids out of the house. The funny thing is Caden and I are so entertained by the dancing robot guy that we've been sitting here for 10 minutes watching him dance.

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