Monday, October 31, 2005
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Thursday, October 27, 2005
but she said "these roofies are bitter.
if I put them in my batter
they will make my batter bitter"
But then Cindy Lou Who found out that carrot cake hides the taste of roofies quite well, as a matter of fact.
I just killed a black widow spider INSIDE MY HOUSE!
It was inside my house! Walking along my mantel like it owned the place. Little fucker was no match for my fly swatter though, I'll tell you that much.
I feel like throwing up now though, I fucking hate spiders.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
I'm pretty bored with my music lately. Which is odd because I have a ton of new stuff. I guess it's because I have all the new stuff on my computer but I can't listen to it in my car. Apparently I need an iPod. Whatever. You think you're so cool, all hoity-toity with your iPods. It drove me to listen to the radio this morning, and the most amazing thing happened. I heard two songs that I love. Angel of Harlem, my favorite U2 song, and Don't Let's Start by They Might Be Giants. Dude, the 80's at 8 rules.
I'm tired now. I'm going to watch Nip/Tuck. I have to stay one episode ahead of Suburbite at all times. It's required.
Besides, Cat's ignoring me on MSN so life isn't even worth living.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
Then he takes her out to a restaurant (ok his restaurant) and she refuses to try the appetizer because she "doesn't eat that fancy food". Ok, that is so me. He ends up not wanting to date her because he can't stand that she's not adventurous and won't try new things. Won't try new food.
I decided that I don't want to be this girl. So I'm going to try to change my attitude towards life. I already started this with my solo trip to Canada in July, so I've got a head start. I also made a deal with Caden a couple weeks ago that I'd try an olive if he tried a tomato, so I have that on my side. I still hate olives though, but at least I tried it, right? I can't say I'm going to get all crazy and try weird stuff like alligator or tofu but I'm not going to do what I usually do, which is decide on sight that I hate a certain kind of food. I will try (key word is try) to broaden my mind. Thank you, Freddie Prinze, Jr. You have changed my life.
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Friday, October 14, 2005
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Me: Caden, you like this song?
Me: I do too, but if anyone asks, you have to say you do not like Justin Timberlake.
Me: Because we're not allowed to like Justin Timberlake.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
I forgot my kid at school.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
It's the little things that make me happy.
I was really sad to have to throw this in the recycle bin. It was on my table for a long time and every time I'd see it I'd say "mmmmm". I just couldn't help myself. Now he's waiting to be recycled. I think he's out there right now. Damn. You'd think I would be a better stalker by now.
I hate baseball playoffs.
Monday, October 10, 2005
and damn it, I keep forgetting I owe Terra a cake.
I'm such a bad friend.
I don't know if she deserves it though, since she lied about her birthday.
Her pants are so on fire.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
I'm listening to James Blunt and it's depressing me.
It's like my new Disintegration.
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Anyway, I put up an Arcade Fire song over there ----> in honor of the concert. Although I do have to admit that I have a Killers song stuck in my head so it probably would have made more sense for me to put that up instead. Oh well, since when have I ever made sense?
I hope you all have a great weekend. I'll be drunk soon.
Friday, October 07, 2005
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Monday, October 03, 2005
He took me to Mexican. You know what happens when I drink tequila. A couple shooters and my bra unsnaps itself.
Then on Arrested Development, Gob slips himself a roofie.
Ok that last one hasn't actually happened yet, but I saw it on the preview for next week. Damn, I crack myself up.
TT is going to love me for this. Oh well, serves her right for giving unauthorized pictures (and information) to Ty.
Just keeping it real.
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Saturday, October 01, 2005
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- Word of the Day for Monday October 31, 2005 immol...
- Party tonight
- A nursery rhyme for Terra
- bad bad bad
- stolen from YB
- Yo, gimme something to dance to.
- I have nothing to say today
- A show of hands, please
- and she'd probably like it.
- Best answer wins...well, nothing.
- I wonder, should I get up and fix myself a drink?
- it's almost Halloween
- life altering TV
- Esheat Happens.
- Sad state of affairs
- verify me
- Baby's got a bad, bad memory
- am I retarded...
- sexist bastards
- oh, Wentworth
- All I know is...
- Well, that's enough of that.
- Can this count as HNT?
- Caden made me send him to school yesterday with...
- two things from TV that made me think of Terra T (...
- Damn Tivo
- Try explaining irony to a four year old.
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