Baby's got a bad, bad memory

I know I have a bad memory. I have like four memories from childhood. Possibly four more from high school. I always forget people's names and sometimes forget if I've ever met them before. I can't remember what I talked about with someone, I constantly forget to eat, I have to write down every little appointment on my calendar. I'm supposed to change my contacts every two weeks; sometimes I go five days, sometimes I go five weeks, I really can't be trusted to remember anything. But today I forgot something that is absolutely ridiculous even by my standards.

I forgot my kid at school.