Yeah, so I've been watching a lot of TV.

Fuck you, Heroes, for being gone for five weeks.

And fuck you, CSI, for scaring me.

And what's up with Dave Matthews only playing retards on TV and movies?

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So, Red's been popping up all over the place.

Medium, Psych, House.

I guess he only likes to do shows with one word names. Maybe he's a little bit OCD.

I'm going to watch The Pursuit of Happyness now. I wonder if anyone noticed they spelled happiness wrong. Dummies.

Clarification

Answer a question for me.

You know the song Our House? If you don't, it's over there to the right. Of course, if you don't, then you're lame. Anyway, I've never quite understood the line about how the kids will miss their mom in lots of ways. What ways? How many different ways are there for someone to miss their mom?

How many ways do you miss your mom?

After party.

The best thing about tequila shots is grinding the lemon slices in the disposal. Much better smell than stale beer.

Hello, friend.

I bought beer at 7-11 today. I pulled the 12-pack from the cooler and when I was walking up to the register I smiled. It has been a really long time since I bought beer at 7-11. It was like coming home.

Great post, Cindy Lou. Great post.

I was going to write a post that said:

My cat is very fat and annoying.

She kind of reminds me of someone.

And then on the word someone I was going to link to Jeremy's page.

But then I thought, no, that's too mean.

So I didn't.

I parked in the lot past 10pm.

If you got a parking ticket but they wrote your license plate wrong and there was no other identifying information on the ticket...

would you pay it?

Traffic.

You know what the problem is with sitting in traffic for an hour in the morning? By the time I get to work I have to pee like a racehorse.

I'm so emo.

The other day it was cloudy and rainy but in one spot there was a patch of blue sky in the shape of a C. I think god put it there just for me. But right above the C there was a really dark cloud. It was very symbolic.