No kidding.

I heard this on Animal Planet yesterday:

These days, the cougar is showing up in suburban backyards.

Yeah. They're all over the club scene, too.

Ooh, and I saw one at the pool the other day. Rawr.

Sorry I haven't posted.

I've been a little, uh...

busy.

gamma fuck jesus?

I saw this scratched into the side of a minivan the other day.

It gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

I'm invited!

Anyone want to go to the party with me?

resurrected.

If I was rich, really rich, like Bill Gates rich, I would run into people with my car(s) all the time. Anyone that pissed me off, I'd hit them. That guy who changes lanes but doesn't have enough room to move all the way over so the back end of his car is blocking your lane? Yeah, I'd hit him. The chick on her cell phone who stops at a green light because she's distracted? I'd hit her so hard. I wouldn't even care, I would totally tell them why, too. "I ran into you because you were in my way" sounds great to me. I'd even hit that disgusting creature who was shoving her fat face full of muffin yesterday. She took a drink of coffee without even swallowing her mouthful of food. That is so gross. I would totally hit her. Just because she annoyed me.

I'm dead.

I have.

You ever wake up with a Bryan Adams song in your head and a strong desire to shove something long and pointy into your eardrum?

Smell me.

I used a new perfume today and I gotta tell ya, I'm kind of turning myself on right now.

Happy 4th of July, everyone!

Yeah, I watch America's Got Talent. So what?

Call me cynical, but when Lazy Legs Luca (um) walked on stage I was thinking "well sure, who can say no to the crippled guy?"