I saw a bubblegum pink Corolla on the freeway today while I was listening to the Cure song Lullaby.
(actually it was yesterday, but that sentence doesn't sound as good)
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Who died?
Yesterday I wore a black sweater with gray pants and today I have on a gray sweater with black pants. You'd think I'm in mourning or something.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Mondays are awesome, right?
I saw this bumper sticker today:
Would somebody give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him?
It gave me a little giggle.
I was thinking about Joan Cusack the other day. Sounds weird, but it's true. I heard the song Edge of Seventeen on KFOX and it started me thinking about her performance in School of Rock. Wasn't she perfect? When they went out for "coffee" and she ended up at the bar with a beer. The way she lowered her head to sip the beer instead of lifting it to her mouth. Genius.
John may have received the lion's share of the looks in that family (not that there was much to spread around) but she's the real talent.
Don't get all offended. You know it's true. I love John Cusack as much as the next guy. You can't have grown up in the 80's and not. But I love Joan Cusack, too. She's a great actress, and she's got a sort of weird hotness about her as well.
Do you think I should cut my hair like this?
No, I'm kidding. I'm not cutting my hair. My hair looks amazing right now. It should be illegal for hair to look as good as mine did today.
Seriously.
Would somebody give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him?
It gave me a little giggle.
I was thinking about Joan Cusack the other day. Sounds weird, but it's true. I heard the song Edge of Seventeen on KFOX and it started me thinking about her performance in School of Rock. Wasn't she perfect? When they went out for "coffee" and she ended up at the bar with a beer. The way she lowered her head to sip the beer instead of lifting it to her mouth. Genius.
John may have received the lion's share of the looks in that family (not that there was much to spread around) but she's the real talent.
Don't get all offended. You know it's true. I love John Cusack as much as the next guy. You can't have grown up in the 80's and not. But I love Joan Cusack, too. She's a great actress, and she's got a sort of weird hotness about her as well.
Do you think I should cut my hair like this?
No, I'm kidding. I'm not cutting my hair. My hair looks amazing right now. It should be illegal for hair to look as good as mine did today.
Seriously.
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
I burned my pinkie last night
On myself because I'm so fucking hot.
Not really, it was on a pan while making dinner but I thought that whole on myself because I'm so fucking hot thing would be kind of funny.
Anyway, so it wasn't a big burn but it did blister. And today I gave myself a paper cut right on the blister.
Gross, huh?
Not really, it was on a pan while making dinner but I thought that whole on myself because I'm so fucking hot thing would be kind of funny.
Anyway, so it wasn't a big burn but it did blister. And today I gave myself a paper cut right on the blister.
Gross, huh?
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Fuck you, Santa.
Just bring the toys and fly away, leaving us parents to put together the mother fucking TRANSFORMERS that suck ass, you stupid fuck.
You were right, J. This is fucked up. I set it aside after a while so as not to throw it off the balcony.
It's still unfinished. It's 98% Death Star, 2% Vader. Close enough.
You were right, J. This is fucked up. I set it aside after a while so as not to throw it off the balcony.
It's still unfinished. It's 98% Death Star, 2% Vader. Close enough.
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
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