Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Hope can drive a man insane.

I had a narrated dream last night. I think that’s a first for me. It was quite the boring dream, but the narration was impeccable. I wish I could tell you that it was Morgan Freeman who narrated the dream.

I wish I could tell you that.

But it was more like the voice from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Still good, but he’s no Morgan Freeman.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Paul Simon.

Is it even possible to be in a bad mood when You Can Call Me Al comes on the radio? Seriously. Can you hear that song and not smile? If you're in a bad mood and you want to remain in your bad mood you should not listen to KFOG.

Same goes for Me And Julio Down By The School Yard and Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes.

And to a lesser degree Kodachrome and The Boxer.




(Just kidding about The Boxer.)

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Body part slang...

...gives new meaning to that Soft Cell song...


touch me baby
tainted love
touch me baby
tainted love

Friday, February 08, 2008

Important Notice:

I will be AFK all day.**




**Sung to the tune of The KKK Took My Baby Away by The Ramones.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Seriously?

It's only 1:30?

WTF?

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