Time for a career change.

I saw a license plate today that said PTRANER.

Do you think he teaches people how to pee?

I had cereal for dinner. Like a stoner.

Did you know that the Honey Bunches of Oats people made a new cereal that's just bunches?


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Ewww, old lady legs.

Can we take a vote?

How old is too old to be wearing white tights?

Because I say once you're out of elementary school you're cut off.
Unless it's Halloween.

It's like I don't even have a blog anymore!