Yeah, so I've been watching a lot of TV.

Fuck you, Heroes, for being gone for five weeks.

And fuck you, CSI, for scaring me.

And what's up with Dave Matthews only playing retards on TV and movies?

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So, Red's been popping up all over the place.

Medium, Psych, House.

I guess he only likes to do shows with one word names. Maybe he's a little bit OCD.

I'm going to watch The Pursuit of Happyness now. I wonder if anyone noticed they spelled happiness wrong. Dummies.

Clarification

Answer a question for me.

You know the song Our House? If you don't, it's over there to the right. Of course, if you don't, then you're lame. Anyway, I've never quite understood the line about how the kids will miss their mom in lots of ways. What ways? How many different ways are there for someone to miss their mom?

How many ways do you miss your mom?

After party.

The best thing about tequila shots is grinding the lemon slices in the disposal. Much better smell than stale beer.

Hello, friend.

I bought beer at 7-11 today. I pulled the 12-pack from the cooler and when I was walking up to the register I smiled. It has been a really long time since I bought beer at 7-11. It was like coming home.

Great post, Cindy Lou. Great post.

I was going to write a post that said:

My cat is very fat and annoying.

She kind of reminds me of someone.

And then on the word someone I was going to link to Jeremy's page.

But then I thought, no, that's too mean.

So I didn't.

I parked in the lot past 10pm.

If you got a parking ticket but they wrote your license plate wrong and there was no other identifying information on the ticket...

would you pay it?

Traffic.

You know what the problem is with sitting in traffic for an hour in the morning? By the time I get to work I have to pee like a racehorse.

I'm so emo.

The other day it was cloudy and rainy but in one spot there was a patch of blue sky in the shape of a C. I think god put it there just for me. But right above the C there was a really dark cloud. It was very symbolic.

"Gyrating temps"

What does this mean to you?

1. Dress in layers
2. Call a staffing agency right away

Hey, what does it mean when everything pisses you off all day long? When the littlest things make you want to ram someone with your car? When the laid back, mellow, let-things-roll-off-her-back girl is suddenly a rage-filled, violent, murderous (on the inside, of course) bitch?

And the exaggeration and the dramatics. What's that all about?

Tell me.

Was anyone really surprised by the end of The Illusionist? Really?

Movie

Did you know that the devil is not in The Devil Wears Prada? Yeah, neither did I.

It's kind of a stupid movie, actually. Did you see Mean Girls? It's like that, only with older actors. And boy, do I mean older.


Although, when you can't see the wrinkles on her neck she doesn't look half bad, huh?

Makes me think of that song by Bette Midler.

Oh fuck. I just mentioned Bette Midler in a post. I think that's my cue.

I saw a midget at the bus stop.

You'd think there was more to this story, but there's not. I saw a midget waiting for the bus and I hope he's not there tomorrow. That's all.

I'm still alive, I'm just busy. And I've been having issues with my Tivo and I had to

.......

This is hard to say out loud.

I watched Heroes...

in real time. With commercials.

I know.

I'll be ok.

In time.

Word up.

I think I'm going to start using the word copulate more often.
It's a funny word, copulate.

I like it.

This is why I love KFOG.

You know it's going to be a good day when you hear Stand By Your Man sung by Lyle Lovett on the radio in the morning.

I recommend KFOG to all visitors to the bay area.

Name that substance.

I want to know why the arm of my chair is all sticky.

Jeremy?

Catch up.

I finished Derailed last night. That's pretty fucked up.

I started a post on Wednesday that said:

"I'm reading Derailed right now. It's pretty fucked up."

But then I thought, no, one of those assholes will give away the ending.

Jeremy.

It's even worse than I thought.

I bought beer. I planned on drinking beer. I feel I should drink beer seeing as I'm not going to work tomorrow. But my heart just isn't in it.

So I'm sober.

How much confidence do YOU have in your deodorant?

When you're sitting in close quarters with other people, such as an airplane, or, say, jury duty, it's very rude to lean back with your arms over your head. I don't care if you smell like a fresh spring breeze, I still don't want your fucking armpit in my face.

It's that time of the month again.

Apparently, this blog has become nothing more than me rambling about movies, but hey, some might say that's an improvement.

This time I have a question about Teen Wolf. Now, I don't mean to be critical because we all love that movie. But I thought werewolves were only werewolves during a full moon. The first time Michael J changed into a werewolf it was during a full moon. For the rest of the movie though, he was a werewolf all the time. Does that mean they can choose to be that way even when it's not a full moon? That's now how it was with Oz...

I'm not buying it, Scott.


(I spelled werewolf wrong?)

Unrealistic premise.

I was watching 13 Going On 30 (really) and I have to tell you, I refuse to believe that there would be that many people at one party who know the dance from Thriller.

Yeah.

That's the part I have a hard time accepting.