Just another one of those weird what-if questions that popped into my head.

Let's say you have to pee really bad. I'm talking three cups of coffee bad. And let's say that when you go into the bathroom you find a dead body on the floor in one of the stalls. Dead, like, murdered dead. Bloody dead. Not heart attack dead.

Of course you'd want to call the police right away.

But you still have to pee really bad.

And there's two stalls so it's not like you'd be contaminating evidence or anything. Would you go first and then call the police?

Or maybe you wouldn't have to go anymore after you saw the body, but you'd need to change your pants instead.