Last week, as I left my son's school, I saw a woman getting into her car near mine. She had on sweatpants that said "Rock Star" across the butt. In rhinestones. Like it was BeDazzled.
The way I see it, you're not a rock star if:
1. You're getting into your Honda CRV after dropping your kid off at school, and
2. You advertise it on your ass. In sweatpants.
Knock it off, lady. You're past your prime. Face it.
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