Just five more minutes?

That Sunday let-down is even worse after a 4 day weekend, isn't it? I can't even imagine how awful the alarm clock is going to sound tomorrow. I do appreciate the fact that this 4 day weekend has seemed so long to me. Probably because I didn't have much to do. When you have a bunch of things you absolutely have to get done you end up spending your weekend too fast.

Tom and Jerry is still a funny cartoon, you know? Stuff like this:
"What's cookin'?"
"You are, stupid."

They don't call each other stupid enough in cartoons these days. New cartoons aren't as funny. But there is a commercial for some cartoon called Chowder that makes me laugh every time I see it. Which is like 6 times a day. The main character is a moron, and he says "Pepper spray! That sounds delicious! *spray* Ahhhh! I was wrong! I was horribly wrong!" I have no idea why, but that cracks me up. Apparently I like idiots, because Ed, Edd, and Eddy makes me laugh sometimes, too.

See? Cartoons. I really haven't had much to do this weekend.

Pain in the neck.

This year I'm thankful for 800mg Motrin.

I hate Craigslist...

because I just can't stop looking for things I can't have.

Have a great Thanksgiving, guys. And remember: Only 34 shopping days left until Christmas!

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Why does this make me laugh so hard?

A restaurant called The Pie Hole? Awesome!

As if I needed another reason to love the show Pushing Daisies, they used a They Might Be Giants song in one episode.
If you haven't given this one a try, go for it. It's great. Did you see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp? If you liked that, you'll like this. It's very similar.

Kind of Tim Burton-ish, too.


Is Depp his real last name, you think? It sounds fake. Just wondering.

Clearing out Tivo.

What's worse than a summer cold?

An indian summer cold.

The last few sunny, wonderful days to enjoy and I'm stuck on the couch feeling like crap.

Hey, you work out?

I was walking up to my building the other day and some guy leans out his car window to make kissy noises at me. So sexy. I was wondering if he believes this is an effective way to pick up chicks. Does this person think that one day some girl somewhere is going to turn around and say "Oh my gosh! Come back here and let me give you my number because that was so hot!"

And this isn't the first time I've received this treatment. I mean, let's be honest here. There's a certain ethnic group that is very fond of the smoochy-smoochy noise pick-up method. (Shhh, I just so happen to be a part of that ethnic group, so I have a pass.) Anyway, I figure it must work sometimes, or they'd get rid of it, right? And they're certainly not getting rid of it.

Lucky for me.