Impression Tuesday

Words, words, words. We all know I like the writers.

Don't worry though, it's ok if you can't write. I'll still read your posts as long as you send me naked jpegs or talk dirty to me on the IM. If you're reallysuperhot I'll even let you post on my blog.

But listen.

If you can't entertain me, I need to know. What's your excuse?

Because...it's all about me.

Isn't it?

(lyrics to)
Love Hungry Man

You're the one I've waited for
I needed love more and more
I don't know what your name is
I don't know what your game is
I'm gonna take you tonight, animal appetite

I'm a love hungry man

I don't need a conversation
I just want sweet sensation
I tell you what I'm gonna do
I'll make a meal outta you

I'm a love hungry man

Sorry, but we have certain expectations.

Stupid Terra.

You take a girl out, you buy her drinks, you drive her home.
She still doesn't put out.

WTF?

I think I should have received something in return, don't you?

So, what does the "G" stand for?

My friend says it stands for "Good". Good Love.
My sister thinks it means he gives the g-spot plenty of love.
Whatever it stands for, this guy rocks. He played so many good songs, although I didn't get to hear Booty Call which disappoints me greatly. He sat and played Blackbird, that made me happy. He also threw Take a Walk on the Wild Side into the mix. It was cool. He is an amazing musician. Plus, I'm kind of a sucker for the harmonica.

Unfortunately there wasn't nearly enough light to get a good picture. This will have to do.

Now I must go try to get this stupid W stamp off my hand.

Sorry, can't talk now.

I'm drowning myself in books and music.

This is important.

Will somebody please tell me why people like Journey?

Vans make cool shoe prints in the sand.

I went to the beach by myself today. It was a beautiful, sunny day. The water sparkled. The sun warmed my hair.

And for the first time in my life

I didn't want to be alone.

Friday 10

Well, this is it. I'm going to bed. I got to ten, but at what cost?

I would like to thank Deryke for his invaluable support through this day. He has been my biggest cheerleader and for that he will always have a special place in my heart.

Well, that and the fact that he named me DJ Funky Lou.

Friday 9

Ok, I've calmed down a little bit.

Friday 8

You stupid son of a fucking bitch.

Friday 7

When was the last time you watched The Dark Crystal?

You might remember it fondly, but it really sucks.

Friday 6

We ordered pie for dessert tonight.
Caden took a bite and said "That's what I'm talking about".

Friday 5

I'm home from work now and I have to think of five more things to post about in the next seven hours.

Maybe I can quote some of the emails I got today...

Or tell you about Cat text messaging me from underneath a granny dryer.

Friday 4

I bought some Andes Mints.









But they're not as good as Frango Mints.

Friday 3

I have this picture set as my desktop background on my work computer and it makes me giggle every time I see it.

Friday 2

I had some biscuits and gravy from Baker's Square for breakfast.
They weren't very good.
I should have had some pie.

I like the cream pies; chocolate, banana, coconut.

How about you?

Friday 1

I'm going to post ten times today.
Do you think I can do it?


**I think I'll change my song every time, too. Just for the fun of it**

Another uninspired post

Stolen from a (gasp) Livejournal, even! But hey, I've got nothing to say and I was curious about the results.

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs? 1488

Sort by artist
First: Abstract Rude (She's Always Home)
Last: Zero 7 (Somersault)

Sort by song title
First: 'Til I Collapse (Eminem)
Last: Your Fucking Sunny Day (Lambchop)

Sort by album
First Album: 11:11, Maria Taylor
Last Album: What's Next to the Moon, Mark Kozelek

First song that comes up on shuffle: My Baby Got Sauce, G Love

How many songs come up when you search for "sex"? 4

How many songs come up when you search for "death"? 7

How many songs come up when you search for "love"? 116

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Hi guys!

I'm back. I went to Tahoe for the holiday weekend. I didn't want to say anything before I left town because I know what would have happened.

Ty: Hey, isn't Cindy out of town this weekend? You should go fuck with her house.
Terra: Duh, I already did. Where do you think I got this beer money? I sold her TV.

Those two are dangerous.

Don't you think it looks like the two trees in the back are hugging? I still hate the snow, but it makes pretty pictures.

Dreams or nightmares?

Last night I dreamed that Terra got me drunk and made me get my ears pierced. Only I guess the person screwed up because I ended up with not only the earrings but a big hole at the top of my ear. I'm talking big, like a cheerio. I kept trying to hide it with my hair. It looked gross.

Thanks a lot, Terra.

Hey, Rabbit.

Last night I pulled up the hood on my gray zip-up sweatshirt and I looked just like Eminem at the beginning of 8-Mile.

Only, you know, prettier.


Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?

To report blog abandonment:

Call 1-800-NEGLECT-A-BLOG.

It's the right thing to do.

Everybody has a breaking point

Well, it finally happened. Caden hit the chicken butt wall. Just now he said guess what and I said chicken butt and he said "NO! Stop saying chicken butt!"

Two weeks. Now we know how long it takes to annoy a four year old.

Experiment closed.

It's so fun to fuck with kids.

Bring the funk

I got a new mix CD last night from Duckie. It’s called the Suicide Mix. The last mix he made me was pretty happy, most of the songs were upbeat and he said happiness was the overall theme of the mix. So I asked him to make me a mix of really sad songs, I wanted a suicide mix. Something that has me ready to drive my car into the center divider, jump off the bridge, sit in a warm bath with a razor blade to my wrist.

Oh, and I’m not cutting across like a sissy, no way.
I’m slicing down my arm.

It turned out pretty good. Although, there are a couple songs that don’t really make me feel like ending it all. I believe that he was afraid it would actually drive me to suicide so he threw in a happier song here and there to bring me back from the edge.

It even came with a convenient pre-written suicide note:

I’m not doing this to hurt anyone but myself

Pretty cool, huh?

What I've learned though, is you can't joke about suicide with just anyone. Some people don't find it funny at all.
Sigh.

Terra, remind me again why we thought this was so cool?

I made TT send me a text message to let me know she made it home ok that night. I'm such a mom.

Books

I just finished The Old Man and the Sea and I didn't like it. I'm glad it only took me a day because I would have hated to waste more of my time on it.

Yesterday I finished The Memory of Running. That was a good book. Same sort of theme, better story. If you have to choose, go with Running. Take my word for it.

I lied, ok?

My son just asked how we made him. I told him we made him out of Floam.

I think he bought it.