I'm alive, see, here I am. Sorry I've been missing for so long, I was busy with my son's 5th birthday party. Doesn't it look like fun?
And no, I didn't go on the water slide. I decided to be old and tired.
Yeah, yeah, I know I suck.
I have nothing interesting to say right now though. Hm, let's see....
I caught a bit of Passions while I was getting a pedicure. That show is rediculous even by soap opera standards. And soap opera standards are pretty low.
Congratulations to Grrrace on the successful expellation of her beautiful daughter.
Whew, this has been tiring. I have to nap now.
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