The weekend of sporting events

I went to an A's game on Saturday. Here's proof. I think I watched a total of fourteen minutes of the game. Apparently there was a grand slam, I cannot vouch for that as I didn't see it. I did see a bat break though. Maybe two...?
I don't know, I don't even like sports. Which leads me to my next event...



The San Jose Grand Prix. That was pretty fucking cool, watching cars zoom by twenty feet away from you on the streets of Downtown San Jose. It was so exciting. For about ten minutes. It was also about 150 degrees and it was sponsored by Miller. Oh well, it was really cool to be there for the first Grand Prix in my city. Plus, I got a shirt. Oh, and I got a really great picture of my sister eating a churro but she'd kill me if I posted it.




I'm sick now. The end.