you are teh lame

This red Protege was in front of me this afternoon. The licence plate said "HRTB8KR". Now, don't you think this is a little retarded? Is she trying to say Heart Breaker? Because she's pretty far off the mark on that. It says Heart Bateker. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe she means something entirely different and I'm just not seeing it. Oooh, maybe it says Heart Bait Ker. I bet it's for you, Kerouaced. Also, her license plate frame says "Scorpio Queen. Watch out, I sting!" with the exclamation mark and everything. So, Ker, don't say I didn't warn you.