Hmmmm.......I feel like I've seen that girl before..........maybe she's following me?
Friday, January 07, 2005
Mrs. Gavin Newsom
Did you hear? Gavin Newsom is getting a divorce. I think I'll be spending more time in San Francisco. I may have to compete with the gay men for the privilege of being Gavin's #1 Stalker, but I'm willing to go the extra mile. I believe I can make him love me. All I need is a length of rope, a deserted hotel, and at least a week alone with him. He'll love me. Or else.
Hmmmm.......I feel like I've seen that girl before..........maybe she's following me?
Hmmmm.......I feel like I've seen that girl before..........maybe she's following me?
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and the whip. don't forget your whip!
No, but I did hear that Brad Pitt is getting divorced and he is the man I am going to be stalking from now on. Bonus, he is on my freebie list and I am totally going to sleep with him.
lenth of rope - time for educational lesson please....
I've heard strawberries are the best fruit for making someone love you - take some of those too.
Gavin is good looking, but I'm going travelling with Michelle.
Brad is all yours Michelle, Jennifer is mine!
Good luck with the forced romance CL. (I'm a sucker for a nice romantic interlude.)
He looks like Matthew Perry too...
Could he *be* more political...?
Matthew Perry is fine also. I would so stick around and help him with any addiction issues he may have. I would just want to see him smile and laugh at me. I would hope he is as goofy as he is in the movies/tv also - I think its adorable.
HA! Ian you kill me! Too funny!
CL, umm...seeing as how I am single now, do you think I can have a shot at him? I'll wrestle you for him? Hmmm...if we wrestle, I bet we will both have a shot! I'm in and I'm bringing the rope!
Oooh! Oooh! And I'll hold them video camera! Please...?
I'm sorry, the idea of CL/Mel wrestling has blown a few circuits in the Sexy Cortex part of my mind, which sadly runs quite a bit of the functions that I perform daily.
Needless to say, I can't think of a damn thing to say now, other than: hot.
I volunteer to referee that wrestling match. You know, just to keep things fair.
i'd suggest using some hot oil. nothing like a lubricious wrestle to get the boys all hot and bothered :P
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