I internet hate you if:

1. All you write as a comment is "this blog sucks".
2. You don't read your own comments.
3. You can't take a joke.
4. You jump all over Ty for his FBF pictures.
5. Your comments are funnier than my post.
6. You leave one comment but don't put your URL, then never come back. (but only if I am unable to hunt you down like I did Amerazn Barb)
7. You disappear without warning. (you can recover from this by either coming back, emailing me to let me know what happened, or both)
8. You say you internet hate me.
9. You've been sitting here at the computer for way too long
10. Trying to think of two more.