porn is funny

I was talking to my friend about porn this morning. Pretty random 8am topic of discussion, I know. We were talking about movies and Netflix and the conversation made its way around to porn, as conversations tend to do. I said I saw a porn movie at the liquor store for $20 and wondered who would pay $20 for VHS porn.Then he said "I bought some porn for Jack* and Bobby* for helping me move. I got them Barely Legal; they were $32 each. Of course, that's for like six hours of porn but come on!" I think that's pretty much the funniest thing I've heard so far this year. Apparently within his circle of friends they have the "Two P Rule" when it comes to helping each other move: Pizza and Porn. I think if everyone adopted this rule you'd have more people willing to help you move, don't you think?



*names changed to protect the innocent. or not so innocent, as the case may be.